A cloudy, quiet winter afternoon in Citygarden, our two-block long downtown sculpture park. Laura Ford's Bird looks like it has its own seat, while Aristide Maillol's La Riviere seems to have taken a tumble. If, like me, the figure was wearing an Apple Watch it would start beeping and display in red and white "DID YOU FALL?" If you don't respond within 30 seconds it starts sending out emergency calls. Think of the infamous "I've fallen and I can't get up" TV ads. I just tell mine to shut up, I've just plopped on the bed.