But Santa, Little Billy cried, won't bacon grease get on your nice white gloves?What will the marketeers think of next? Does this billboard make you any more likely to buy bacon? (Vegetarians are not allowed to vote.)
Ho ho ho, Little Billy, don't worry, the jolly old elf replied. They're latex. You wouldn't believe the slop I see in some of these houses. Anyway, milk and cookies are full of cholesterol and sugar. Here, have some fried pork fat with a bit of meat yourself. Ho ho ho!
I know advertising is part of a market economy. My firm advertises. But all of it is hogwash (except, of course, my own).