Monday, October 28, 2024

WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?

 

All members of the same family, partly blocking my view of the passing parade of strange people at the Renaissance Festival. The only thing to do was to make them my next target. I may be an old no-fun frump, but I couldn’t imagine dressing like this. But that raises another question - am I just being a voyeur?

Sunday, October 27, 2024

HEAVE HO

 

A warm-up act before the jousting involved tossing a metal beer keg back and over the head. Most of the contestants were burly men with thick beards, aggressive looks and covered in tattoos. However, some of the women refused to cede the field. This one got off a good throw.              

Saturday, October 26, 2024

THIS COULD HURT


The Renaissance Festival always involves a jousting tournament. It’s about as real as “professional” wrestling. Good guy, bad guy, whip up the crowd, waste as much time as possible before doing something, follow a script. Crowd goes wild. I keep wondering about the Knights who say Ni.                 

Friday, October 25, 2024

SEE NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL

 

A family watches an aerial dance act at the Renaissance Festival. Each seems to have their own filters. Maybe the boy in the Harry Potter outfit can conjure up some excitement. 

Thursday, October 24, 2024

A LONG DRAUGHT


We tall people have to stick together. I learned the lesson the hard way when, towards the end of high school, I found that New York City subway doors had 6 feet, 2 inches (188 cm) clearance and I didn’t. 

Very hard to see at this resolution, but the tall woman has one white and one black sock. My granddaughter, Ellie, insists on wearing mismatched socks. When my son was her age, he would get two pairs of Converse high top sneakers in sharply contrasting colors and wear one from each pair (red and blue, green and yellow, etc.). The family went to France that summer and the Parisians gasped at his adventurous fashion.                    

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CAPTION THIS

 

Jade idol? Shrek’s weird aunt? For Americans of a certain age, someone from the valley of the Jolly (ho ho ho) Green Giant? This woman and her similarly-made up male companion entered the festival grounds with us. We never figured out what they were about, not that they were in our sight the whole time.

And what’s with the red fingernails against all that green and the tan bag? Inquiring minds want to know.              

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

THE COURTING JESTERS

 


One of the first acts the family encountered when we arrived at the Renaissance Festival was Ace and Rosie, a charming young couple from Minnesota who perform as The Courting Jesters. (They are an item but not married, so, get it?) He is a juggler - balls, knives, flaming torches, or all at the same time. She is a hula hoop adept, spinning up to 10 at a time from her neck to her ankles. She can even spin a hoop on her nose.  

And funny, too. Locals, there is one last weekend to see them at the festival. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565555291701