According to my esteemed brother-in-law, Melvin Mark, Ph.D., Chairman, Department of Psychology, Pennsylvania State University, the caption for this picture should be:When you're serving Corona to friends, don't be shellfish.
He suggested that I offer the photo to Corona for one million dollars, plus another million for the slogan. Seems reasonable to me. I get a commission on his part 'cause I put it on the Web. My (other) sister and brother-in-law have a family tradition of extravagant Independence Day parties. The photo is but a sample.
TOMORROW: What happened to Ming the Merciless and Strangetastes when they took on NYC with cameras for weapons?
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