Don't We All Have Days Like This?

I do, or at least I feel like this looks. Checking at the picture more closely, I wonder if this man is supposed to be a stalk of broccoli. Don't much like that although people say it's good for you. Maybe if this person ate more of what he's dressed like he'd feel better. 

No mistaking the second costume. If I feel that nasty I usually cover it up.