Monday, August 20, 2007

All Your Needs Met

"Hey, Phyllis! Whaddaya think, maybe we should get some information about this stuff. Or you could buy some souvenirs for your sister and that lazy bum husband of hers."

"Oh, Billy, I dunno. I was wondering if they were having a sale on lost tots, ya know, cute little kids. End of the fair clearance."

"Well, maybe they do but HOLY #*&!^@, here comes a tornado! Where we gonna go?"

They both dive into the small building.

(Blackout.)

Life at the fairgrounds. And thank you for the phone service.

3 comments:

U "R" Us said...

Perfect photo document and commentary. Although I like to close my fake dramas with "Aaaaaaaaaand, scene!"

soosha_q said...

rofl @ the both of you!

Per Stromsjo said...

You’ve got to hand it to them – they’re providing an irresistible diversity in services! :)